Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies

A clever D&D parody set in a world where 'Questing Adventurer' is a legitimate career. Five misfits—each with their own problems and conflicting agendas—are thrust together by prophecy and forced to adventure through portals and dangerous gates. Eddie Skelson packs in humor, character-driven plotting, and absurd fantasy logic that captures the charm of a chaotic tabletop campaign without game mechanics bogging down the narrative. Perfect for readers who love the social dynamics of adventuring parties.